Masterbating: The Mastery of Masturbation
Person 1: Masterbating while reading about masterbating…I GOT TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS!
Person 2: Masterbating: The mastery of masturbation. The more you know.
Person 2: I will read the book you write about it, and masturbate to it, thus continuing the chain
Person 1: Then, I will write a story about you masturbating to a book that is written while the writer was masturbating to a dojinshi about masturbating.
“I honestly dislike how in Ariel’s pre-qual how Flounder is. What happened between that and the original, which in the story line is after, to make him so scared and jumpy? He wasn’t that can-do, smiling attitude, he’s that cute little worry wart that was told to not be such a guppy.”
Can anybody say grimdark fanfic fodder?
Reblog if you’re still in 2012.
dont spoil the ending for me
HELLO FROM THE PAST
New Years Bow Giveaway!
All you need to do is reblog this before January 7th, 2013 and I’ll make a bow based on your blog.
When I finish your bow I’ll send you an ask with a picture of it, and I’ll mail it to you once you’ve sent me your mailing address.
I’m really intrigued by the idea of a bow based on the bizarreness of my blog.
i really wanna see if they can do it.
BOWS ARE PRETTY!
without a doubt.
Already am .
I do and she’s fucking BEAUTIFUL. Fuck off haters. kbai
I am and he’s perfect.
in a heartbeat i would.
I kiss the scars on her arms and tel her she’s perfect every day.
i totally agree with the guys above me!
I already am dating someone who does
Sure do, granted it’s respectful otherwise I will delete it and banhammer you from my blog. Example? Right here. Don’t be this person.
Yup even disrespectful ones because I just disrespect right back!
reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
here goes nothing
well lets see
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
Just saw an ad for “Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts” on my facebook sidebar. The pic they decided to use to advertise their game made me think “HOLEY SHIT DO THEY HAVE DEMONIC ZOMBIE ANIMALS NOW?” I went to the page to find out. Nope it’s just a poorly rendered bear model. That’s being used to advertise a game, who’s only purpose is to realistically simulate hunting. They also have a picture that I recognized from a werewolf calender that came out a few years ago with the caption, “‘Like’ if this would make a good [dangerous hunts] cover.” They should at least give credit, because I’m sure they’d flip out if they caught somebody pirating their game.